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# annafrends
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gs 'stat'
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-'Around the house drinking beer culture your sister Anja, Lena, Ira, Rex and Roman.'
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+'Your sister Anja and her friends Lena, Ira, Rex, and Roman are sitting outside the House of Culture drinking beer.'
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temprand = rand(0, 4)
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if temprand = 0:
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!!Anja
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- 'Anja outraged polutoralitrovogo grasping a bottle of beer "Guys! Well you pour beer today or not?"'
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+ 'Outraged, Anja picks up a bottle of beer and shouts, "Come on guys! Will you pour me some beer today or not?"'
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if rand(0, 1) = 0:
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- 'Rex took poltorashku hands of Anja.'
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+ 'Rex takes the bottle out of Anjas hands.'
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temprand = rand(0, 4)
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if temprand = 0:
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*nl
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- '"And why not to shout! now pour!"'
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+ '"Stop shouting, I''m pouring!"'
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temprand = rand(0, 2)
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if temprand = 0:
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- 'Anja giggles "I have not yet started to yell, if I start, you oglohnesh."'
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+ 'Between fits of giggles, Anja says "I haven''t even started to yell. If I do, you''ll know!"'
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elseif temprand = 1:
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- 'Lena resounding slaps on the shoulder Rex "Hurry! And with a jump of dog shit, with jumps!"'
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+ 'With a resounding slap on Rex'' shoulder, Lena says "Hurry, you piece of dog shit!"'
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else
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- 'Ira smiling "not outraged, Reksik."'
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+ 'With a smile, Ira says "Don''t get angry, Rex."'
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- if rand(0, 10) = 0:'Anja sprinkles in cam "And then put him on a chain."'
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+ if rand(0, 10) = 0:'Anja quickly interjects, "We might need to chain him up to keep him calm."'
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end
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elseif temprand = 1:
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*nl
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- '"Well, you always like to be late for the train. Relax rolls. Now everything will be."'
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+ '"Well, you always like to be late for the fun. Relax your ass, I''m sorting it all out."'
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temprand = rand(0, 2)
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if temprand = 0:
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- 'Anja giggles, "I have not started to scream if I start, you oglohnesh."'
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+ 'Between fits of giggles, Anja says "I haven''t even started to yell. If I do, you''ll know!"'
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elseif temprand = 1:
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- 'Lena resounding slaps on the shoulder Rex "Hurry! And with a jump of dog shit, with a jump!"'
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+ 'With a resounding slap on Rex'' shoulder, Lena says "Hurry, you piece of dog shit!"'
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else
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- 'Roma giggles "Here and stinks. And if she rolls relax, we run the risk of suffocation!"'
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+ 'Roma giggles and says "It already stinks here, and if she relaxes her ass more, we run the risk of suffocation!"'
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temprand = rand(0, 2)
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if temprand = 0:
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- 'Anja quips, "You''re so forever remain a virgin, Roma."'
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+ 'Anja quips, "You''ll forever remain a virgin, Roma."'
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if rand(0, 10) = 0:
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- 'Roma grins "It was an offer?"'
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+ 'Roma grins "Is that an offer?"'
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temprand = rand(0, 2)
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if temprand = 0:
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- 'Anja laughs "Dream on, saffron."'
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+ 'Anja laughs "Dream on, punk."'
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elseif temprand = 1:
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- 'Anja laughs "Only in your dreams, saffron."'
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+ 'Anja laughs "Only in your dreams, punk."'
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else
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- 'Anja laughs "Yeah, schazz. Hear the tramp? Already ran to give."'
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+ 'Anja laughs "Yeah, right. Can you hear that? It''s a whore coming to help you."'
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end
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end
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elseif temprand = 1:
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- 'Anja quips "And you udivlyaeshsya that you girls do not give Roma."'
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+ 'Anja quips "And you''re just sad because you can''t get any girls Roma."'
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- if rand(0, 10) = 0:'Rex grins "Yeah, our eternal virgin Roma is able to enliven the conversation on the topic of anal gases."'
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+ if rand(0, 10) = 0:'Rex grins "Yeah, our eternal virgin Roma is truly able to enliven the conversation with the topic of anal gases."'
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else
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- 'Anja quips "It''s from you is the smell."'
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+ 'Anja quips "The smell comes from you."'
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if rand(0, 10) = 0:'Roma grins "Yes, no, it sobachatiny bears."'
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end
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end
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elseif temprand = 2:
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*nl
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- '"Che, unscrew the plug does not have a hand?"'
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+ '"Come on, just unscrew the cork. Don''t you have hands?"'
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temprand = rand(0, 2)
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if temprand = 0:
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'Anja giggles "And then what for you need?"'
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- if rand(0, 10) = 0:'Rex with mock indignation "Around one operation."'
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+ if rand(0, 10) = 0:'With mock indignation, Rex answers "Around one operation."'
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elseif temprand = 1:
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- 'Lena resounding slaps on the shoulder Rex "You talk like a girl?"'
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+ 'With a resounding slap on Rex'' shoulder, Lena says "You talk like a girl?"'
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- if rand(0, 10) = 0:'Rex with mock indignation "In Russian, I speak with her."'
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+ if rand(0, 10) = 0:'With mock indignation, Rex answers "I speak russian with her."'
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else
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- 'Ira smiling "not outraged, Reksik."'
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+ 'Ira smiles, saying "Don''t get angry, Rex."'
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- if rand(0, 10) = 0:'Anja sprinkles in cam "And then on the chain to plant."'
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+ if rand(0, 10) = 0:'Anja quickly interjects, "We might need to chain him up to a tree to keep him calm."'
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end
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elseif temprand = 3:
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*nl
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- '"Let me be undermined, madam."'
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+ '"Allow me, madame."'
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temprand = rand(0, 2)
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if temprand = 0:
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- 'Anja giggles "Cleared, monsieur."'
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+ 'Anja giggles "Of course, monsieur."'
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elseif temprand = 1:
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- 'Anja with mock indignation says "Do not Madame and Mademoiselle!"'
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+ 'With mock indignation, Anja says "Don''t you Madame me!"'
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- if rand(0, 10) = 0:'Rex bowing gallantly "Miles sorry mademoiselle."'
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+ if rand(0, 10) = 0:'Rex bowes gallantly and answers "I''m truly sorry, mademoiselle."'
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else
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- 'Anja says impatiently "Pour already a clown."'
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+ 'Impatiently, Anja says "Pour it already, you clown."'
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end
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else
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*nl
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- '"Shit! Where cups? Are we not buy them?"'
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+ '"Shit! Where''re the cups? Did we not buy any?"'
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temprand = rand(0, 2)
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if temprand = 0:
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- 'Anja takes cups "Here they are, blind monster."'
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+ 'Anja picks up the cups, "Here they are, you blind monster."'
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elseif temprand = 1:
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- 'Roma says "Rex, you did them in the store took, all memory is that it is not?"'
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+ 'Roma says "Rex, you''re the one who bought them, is your memory really that bad?"'
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else
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- 'Lena enough cups "Rex, do not pull the rubber."'
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+ 'Lena holds up the cups and says "Rex, calm down."'
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end
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end
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else
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- 'Roma took the bottle out of the hands polutoralitrovogo Anja and began to print. "Hold somebody cups."'
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+ 'Roma takes the bottle from the hands of Anja and opens it. "Somebody hold the cups."'
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temprand = rand(0, 2)
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if temprand = 0:
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- 'Rex took the cups and Roma began to pour beer on plastic glasses.'
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+ 'Rex holds the cup while Roma pours beer in the plastic glasses.'
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elseif temprand = 1:
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- 'Rex took the cups "That same armless horseradish. Itself can not what?"'
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+ 'Rex takes the cups and mutters "That worthless horseradish. Can''t he use both of his arms at once?"'
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else
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- 'Ira took cups "Pour already onion grief."'
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+ 'Ira takes the cups and says "Pour it already, you onion."'
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end
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if rand(0, 3) = 0:
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- 'Fracture of beer cups and flooded the ground.'
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+ 'As Roma pours beer in the cups, they suddenly break and spill all the beer on the ground.'
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temprand = rand(0, 2)
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if temprand = 0:
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- 'Rex was outraged. "That thou armless hell! Nothing can trust you!"'
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+ 'Outraged, Rex screams "You puny, armless ass! No one can trust you!"'
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elseif temprand = 1:
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- 'Rex was outraged. "No, well, how not to spill it?"'
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+ 'Outraged, Rex says "How the fuck could you spill that?"'
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else
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- 'Anja was indignant. "Always the same, if saffron pours, make sure you will pour."'
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+ 'Indignantly, Anja says "Always the same, if saffron wants to pour, do it yourself instead."'
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end
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end
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end
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elseif temprand = 1:
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!!Lena
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- 'Lena indignantly, "We came to drink beer or admire it?"'
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+ 'Indignantly, Lena says "Did we come here to drink beer or to look at it?"'
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elseif temprand = 2:
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!!Ira
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- 'Ira flirting eyes and flapping "Boys, and today we are going to drink beer?"'
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+ 'With a flirty look, Ira bats her eyelashes and says "Boys, are we going to drink beer today or not?"'
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elseif temprand = 3:
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!!Rex
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if rand(0, 1) = 0:
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- 'Rex took poltorashku beer and unscrew the plug.'
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+ 'Rex picks up a bottle of beer and unscrews the cork.'
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if rand(0, 2) = 0:
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*nl
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- '"Shit! Where cups? Are we not buy them?"'
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+ '"Shit! Where''re the cups? Did we not buy any?"'
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temprand = rand(0, 2)
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if temprand = 0:
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- 'Anja takes cups "Here they are, blind monster."'
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+ 'Anja picks up the cups, "Here they are, you blind monster."'
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elseif temprand = 1:
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- 'Roma says "Rex, you did them in the store took, all memory is that it is not?"'
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+ 'Roma says "Rex, you''re the one who bought them, is your memory really that bad?"'
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else
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- 'Lena enough cups "Rex, do not pull the rubber."'
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+ 'Lena holds up the cups and says "Rex, calm down."'
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end
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else
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*nl
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- '"Roman, cups hold this while I pour."'
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+ '"Roma, hold the cups while I pour."'
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end
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else
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- 'Rex took poltorashku beer and handed it to Roma. "Pour, then froze."'
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- 'Roma took polutoralitrovogo beer bottle and began to print. "Hold somebody cups."'
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+ 'Rex picks up a bottle of beer and hands it to Roma. "You pour this time."'
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+ 'Roma takes the beer bottle from Rex, opens it and says "Somebody hold the cups."'
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temprand = rand(0, 2)
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if temprand = 0:
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- 'Rex took the cups and Roma began to pour beer on plastic glasses.'
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+ 'Rex holds the cup while Roma pours beer in the plastic glasses.'
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elseif temprand = 1:
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- 'Rex took the cups "That same armless horseradish. Itself can not what?"'
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+ 'Rex takes the cups and mutters "That worthless horseradish. Can''t he use both of his arms at once?"'
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else
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- 'Ira took cups "Pour already grief onion."'
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+ 'Ira takes the cups and says "Pour it already, you onion."'
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end
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if rand(0, 3) = 0:
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- 'Fracture of beer cups and flooded the land.'
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+ 'As Roma pours beer in the cups, they suddenly break and spill all the beer on the ground.'
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temprand3 = rand(0, 2)
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if temprand3 = 0:
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- 'Rex was outraged. "That thou armless hell! Nothing can trust you!"'
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+ 'Outraged, Rex screams "You puny, armless ass! No one can trust you!"'
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elseif temprand3 = 1:
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- 'Rex was outraged. "No, well, how not to spill it?"'
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+ 'Outraged, Rex says "How the fuck could you spill that?"'
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elseif temprand3 = 2:
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- 'Anja was indignant. "Always the same, if saffron pours, make sure you will pour."'
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+ 'Indignantly, Anja says "Always the same, if saffron wants to pour, do it yourself instead."'
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end
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end
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end
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else
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!!Roma Meynold
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- 'Roma took polutoralitrovogo beer bottle and began to print. "Hold somebody cups."'
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+ 'Roma picks up the bottle of beer, opens it and says "Somebody hold the cups."'
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temprand = rand(0, 2)
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if temprand = 0:
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- 'Rex took the cups and Roma began to pour beer on plastic glasses.'
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+ 'Rex holds the cup while Roma pours beer in the plastic glasses.'
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elseif temprand = 1:
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- 'Rex took the cups "That same armless horseradish. Itself can not what?"'
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+ 'Rex takes the cups and mutters "That worthless horseradish. Can''t he use both of his arms at once?"'
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else
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- 'Ira took cups "Pour already onion grief."'
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+ 'Ira takes the cups and says "Pour it already, you onion."'
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end
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if rand(0, 3) = 0:
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- 'Fracture of beer cups and flooded the ground.'
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+ 'As Roma pours beer in the cups, they suddenly break and spill all the beer on the ground.'
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temprand = rand(0, 2)
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if temprand = 0:
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- 'Rex was outraged. "That thou armless hell! Nothing can trust you!"'
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+ 'Outraged, Rex screams "You puny, armless ass! No one can trust you!"'
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elseif temprand = 1:
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- 'Rex was outraged. "No, well, how not to spill it?"'
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+ 'Outraged, Rex says "How the fuck could you spill that?"'
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else
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- 'Anja was indignant. "Always the same, if saffron pours, make sure you will pour."'
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+ 'Indignantly, Anja says "Always the same, if saffron wants to pour, do it yourself instead."'
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end
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end
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end
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-'Finally turned into beer cups and you also gave a plastic cup with a cold beer. Are you drunk with all beer.'
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+'Once the cups were filled with cold beer, you each took a cup and started drinking.'
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if sisboyQW = 1:
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- act 'Meet with a girl sister':
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+ act 'Meet your sister''s boyfriend':
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cls
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minut += 5
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sisboyQW = 2
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gs 'stat'
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'<center><img src="images/qwest/alter/sisterQW/sisboyQW_02.jpg"></center>'
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- '-Sveta, You really wanted to meet with my boyfriend, This is a novel, and this is my sister Sveta, So you met."'
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- '-For acquaintance!!!" He shouted a drunken Rex, and you with all the company continued to drink beer the contrary, Man looking sister.'
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- 'Roma, red-haired skinny guy, and very pretty, sister how very lucky you thought.'
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+ '-<<$nickname>>, you wanted to meet my boyfriend. This is my boyfriend Roma, and this is my sister <<$nickname>>."'
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+ '-To friendship!!!" Rex shouts drunkenly, raising his cup. You pick up a cup full of beer and start drinking, glancing at your sister''s boyfriend.'
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+ 'Roma, a red-haired and skinny guy, very pretty. You think "Sister, how very lucky you are."'
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act 'Continue to drink beer':gt 'annafrends2'
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end
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