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  1. # annafrends
  2. gs 'stat'
  3. 'Around the house drinking beer culture your sister Anja, Lena, Ira, Rex and Roman.'
  4. dialogstartrand = rand(0, 4)
  5. if dialogstartrand = 0:
  6. !!Anja
  7. 'Anja outraged polutoralitrovogo grasping a bottle of beer "Guys! Well you pour beer today or not?"'
  8. tipDSrand = rand(0, 1)
  9. if tipDSrand = 0:
  10. 'Rex took poltorashku hands of Anja.'
  11. tipDSrand2 = rand(0, 4)
  12. if tipDSrand2 = 0:
  13. *nl
  14. '"And why not to shout! now pour!"'
  15. tipDSrand3 = rand(0, 2)
  16. if tipDSrand3 = 0:
  17. 'Anja giggles "I have not yet started to yell, if I start, you oglohnesh."'
  18. elseif tipDSrand3 = 1:
  19. 'Lena resounding slaps on the shoulder Rex "Hurry! And with a jump of dog shit, with jumps!"'
  20. elseif tipDSrand3 = 2:
  21. 'Ira smiling "not outraged, Reksik."'
  22. tipDSrandA = rand(0, 10)
  23. if tipDSrandA = 0:'Anja sprinkles in cam "And then put him on a chain."'
  24. end
  25. elseif tipDSrand2 = 1:
  26. *nl
  27. '"Well, you always like to be late for the train. Relax rolls. Now everything will be."'
  28. tipDSrand3 = rand(0, 2)
  29. if tipDSrand3 = 0:
  30. 'Anja giggles, "I have not started to scream if I start, you oglohnesh."'
  31. elseif tipDSrand3 = 1:
  32. 'Lena resounding slaps on the shoulder Rex "Hurry! And with a jump of dog shit, with a jump!"'
  33. elseif tipDSrand3 = 2:
  34. 'Roma giggles "Here and stinks. And if she rolls relax, we run the risk of suffocation!"'
  35. tipDSrand4 = rand(0, 2)
  36. if tipDSrand4 = 0:
  37. 'Anja quips, "You''re so forever remain a virgin, Roma."'
  38. tipDSrandA = rand(0, 10)
  39. if tipDSrandA = 0:
  40. 'Roma grins "It was an offer?"'
  41. tipDSrand5 = rand(0, 2)
  42. if tipDSrand5 = 0:
  43. 'Anja laughs "Dream on, saffron."'
  44. elseif tipDSrand5 = 1:
  45. 'Anja laughs "Only in your dreams, saffron."'
  46. elseif tipDSrand5 = 2:
  47. 'Anja laughs "Yeah, schazz. Hear the tramp? Already ran to give."'
  48. end
  49. end
  50. elseif tipDSrand4 = 1:
  51. 'Anja quips "And you udivlyaeshsya that you girls do not give Roma."'
  52. tipDSrandA = rand(0, 10)
  53. if tipDSrandA = 0:'Rex grins "Yeah, our eternal virgin Roma is able to enliven the conversation on the topic of anal gases."'
  54. elseif tipDSrand4 = 2:
  55. 'Anja quips "It''s from you is the smell."'
  56. tipDSrandA = rand(0, 10)
  57. if tipDSrandA = 0:'Roma grins "Yes, no, it sobachatiny bears."'
  58. end
  59. end
  60. elseif tipDSrand2 = 2:
  61. *nl
  62. '"Che, unscrew the plug does not have a hand?"'
  63. tipDSrand3 = rand(0, 2)
  64. if tipDSrand3 = 0:
  65. 'Anja giggles "And then what for you need?"'
  66. tipDSrandA = rand(0, 10)
  67. if tipDSrandA = 0:'Rex with mock indignation "Around one operation."'
  68. elseif tipDSrand3 = 1:
  69. 'Lena resounding slaps on the shoulder Rex "You talk like a girl?"'
  70. tipDSrandA = rand(0, 10)
  71. if tipDSrandA = 0:'Rex with mock indignation "In Russian, I speak with her."'
  72. elseif tipDSrand3 = 2:
  73. 'Ira smiling "not outraged, Reksik."'
  74. tipDSrandA = rand(0, 10)
  75. if tipDSrandA = 0:'Anja sprinkles in cam "And then on the chain to plant."'
  76. end
  77. elseif tipDSrand2 = 3:
  78. *nl
  79. '"Let me be undermined, madam."'
  80. tipDSrand3 = rand(0, 2)
  81. if tipDSrand3 = 0:
  82. 'Anja giggles "Cleared, monsieur."'
  83. elseif tipDSrand3 = 1:
  84. 'Anja with mock indignation says "Do not Madame and Mademoiselle!"'
  85. tipDSrandA = rand(0, 10)
  86. if tipDSrandA = 0:'Rex bowing gallantly "Miles sorry mademoiselle."'
  87. elseif tipDSrand3 = 2:
  88. 'Anja says impatiently "Pour already a clown."'
  89. end
  90. elseif tipDSrand2 = 4:
  91. *nl
  92. '"Shit! Where cups? Are we not buy them?"'
  93. tipDSrand3 = rand(0, 2)
  94. if tipDSrand3 = 0:
  95. 'Anja takes cups "Here they are, blind monster."'
  96. elseif tipDSrand3 = 1:
  97. 'Roma says "Rex, you did them in the store took, all memory is that it is not?"'
  98. elseif tipDSrand3 = 2:
  99. 'Lena enough cups "Rex, do not pull the rubber."'
  100. end
  101. end
  102. elseif tipDSrand = 1:
  103. 'Roma took the bottle out of the hands polutoralitrovogo Anja and began to print. "Hold somebody cups."'
  104. tipDSrand2 = rand(0, 2)
  105. if tipDSrand2 = 0:
  106. 'Rex took the cups and Roma began to pour beer on plastic glasses.'
  107. elseif tipDSrand2 = 1:
  108. 'Rex took the cups "That same armless horseradish. Itself can not what?"'
  109. elseif tipDSrand2 = 2:
  110. 'Ira took cups "Pour already onion grief."'
  111. end
  112. tipDSrandA = rand(0, 3)
  113. if tipDSrandA = 0:
  114. 'Fracture of beer cups and flooded the ground.'
  115. tipDSrand3 = rand(0, 2)
  116. if tipDSrand3 = 0:
  117. 'Rex was outraged. "That thou armless hell! Nothing can trust you!"'
  118. elseif tipDSrand3 = 1:
  119. 'Rex was outraged. "No, well, how not to spill it?"'
  120. elseif tipDSrand3 = 2:
  121. 'Anja was indignant. "Always the same, if saffron pours, make sure you will pour."'
  122. end
  123. end
  124. end
  125. elseif dialogstartrand = 1:
  126. !!Lena
  127. 'Lena indignantly, "We came to drink beer or admire it?"'
  128. dialogstartrand = rand(3, 4)
  129. elseif dialogstartrand = 2:
  130. !!Ira
  131. 'Ira flirting eyes and flapping "Boys, and today we are going to drink beer?"'
  132. dialogstartrand = rand(3, 4)
  133. elseif dialogstartrand = 3:
  134. !!Rex
  135. tipDSrand = rand(0, 1)
  136. if tipDSrand = 0:
  137. 'Rex took poltorashku beer and unscrew the plug.'
  138. tipDSrand2 = rand(0, 2)
  139. if tipDSrand2 = 0:
  140. *nl
  141. '"Shit! Where cups? Are we not buy them?"'
  142. tipDSrand3 = rand(0, 2)
  143. if tipDSrand3 = 0:
  144. 'Anja takes cups "Here they are, blind monster."'
  145. elseif tipDSrand3 = 1:
  146. 'Roma says "Rex, you did them in the store took, all memory is that it is not?"'
  147. elseif tipDSrand3 = 2:
  148. 'Lena enough cups "Rex, do not pull the rubber."'
  149. end
  150. elseif tipDSrand2 = 1:
  151. *nl
  152. '"Roman, cups hold this while I pour."'
  153. end
  154. elseif tipDSrand = 1:
  155. 'Rex took poltorashku beer and handed it to Roma. "Pour, then froze."'
  156. 'Roma took polutoralitrovogo beer bottle and began to print. "Hold somebody cups."'
  157. tipDSrand2 = rand(0, 2)
  158. if tipDSrand2 = 0:
  159. 'Rex took the cups and Roma began to pour beer on plastic glasses.'
  160. elseif tipDSrand2 = 1:
  161. 'Rex took the cups "That same armless horseradish. Itself can not what?"'
  162. elseif tipDSrand2 = 2:
  163. 'Ira took cups "Pour already grief onion."'
  164. end
  165. tipDSrandA = rand(0, 3)
  166. if tipDSrandA = 0:
  167. 'Fracture of beer cups and flooded the land.'
  168. tipDSrand3 = rand(0, 2)
  169. if tipDSrand3 = 0:
  170. 'Rex was outraged. "That thou armless hell! Nothing can trust you!"'
  171. elseif tipDSrand3 = 1:
  172. 'Rex was outraged. "No, well, how not to spill it?"'
  173. elseif tipDSrand3 = 2:
  174. 'Anja was indignant. "Always the same, if saffron pours, make sure you will pour."'
  175. end
  176. end
  177. end
  178. elseif dialogstartrand = 4:
  179. !!Roma Meynold
  180. 'Roma took polutoralitrovogo beer bottle and began to print. "Hold somebody cups."'
  181. tipDSrand2 = rand(0, 2)
  182. if tipDSrand2 = 0:
  183. 'Rex took the cups and Roma began to pour beer on plastic glasses.'
  184. elseif tipDSrand2 = 1:
  185. 'Rex took the cups "That same armless horseradish. Itself can not what?"'
  186. elseif tipDSrand2 = 2:
  187. 'Ira took cups "Pour already onion grief."'
  188. end
  189. tipDSrandA = rand(0, 3)
  190. if tipDSrandA = 0:
  191. 'Fracture of beer cups and flooded the ground.'
  192. tipDSrand3 = rand(0, 2)
  193. if tipDSrand3 = 0:
  194. 'Rex was outraged. "That thou armless hell! Nothing can trust you!"'
  195. elseif tipDSrand3 = 1:
  196. 'Rex was outraged. "No, well, how not to spill it?"'
  197. elseif tipDSrand3 = 2:
  198. 'Anja was indignant. "Always the same, if saffron pours, make sure you will pour."'
  199. end
  200. end
  201. end
  202. 'Finally turned into beer cups and you also gave a plastic cup with a cold beer. Are you drunk with all beer.'
  203. act 'Further':gt 'annafrends2'
  204. --- annafrends ---------------------------------